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As they say in the bible, that you're supposed to rejoice when people die and mourn when they're born, because it's one of the most painful acts you go through in life, is being born, and dying.

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Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

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This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson

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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

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