Maybe we ought to look at a guy's response to our microwave from now on. " Aunt Annie said. Really. " Mom said. "The narcissist looks at his reflection in it. The OCD guy thinks you don't keep it clean enough. The antisocial--" Puts his fist through it because it reminds him of his father. " Annie said. She'd read all of mom's books, too. And the paranoid one would be jealous of the amount of time you spend cooking. " Mom said Were you using that microwave again? Is something going on between the two of you? I caught you looking right at its clock. " Annie said.
I notoriously get the hiccups. When I get the hiccups, I get it numerous times in one day.