[I'm] almost positive there is no God.
There's nothing like self-improvement to get your friends to like you for who you were.
There are people who live their whole lives on the default settings, never realizing you can customize.
If you've never experienced the joy of accomplishing more than you can imagine, plant a garden.
If you feel you are down on your luck, check the level of your effort.
There is in all animals a sense of duty that man condescends to call instinct.
Why try to be someone you're not? Life is hard enough without adding impersonation to the skills required.
When the palace is magnificent, the fields are filled with weeds, and the granaries are empty.
Who am I to tamper with a masterpiece?
I hate playing the bass, bro. I've been playing the bass because it's there and I don't want anyone else to play it.
Oh, please don't go—we'll eat you up—we love you so!