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Part of the charm of what I do is the fact that its completely unrelated to everything that came before.

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About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back full of lard - after that he went downhill very quickly.

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Sometimes I wonder what my grandfather would think of what I do, he spent his whole life in the kebab business, was buried with all his equipment, probably turning in his grave.

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My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education. . . because they were both druids.

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