If we tread our vices under our feet, we make of them a ladder by which to rise to higher things.
Moms and daughters can negotiate over anything, and they can go on longer than it took to settle the Vietnam War.
David is the show. There are other writers, but it's David's vision.
I read a lot of true-crime books, but sometimes they can put you in a bad mood.
If it's time for your character to go, it's time for your character to go - you know what I mean? That's it. It doesn't matter who you are.
Sometimes being a dad is like watching a ping-pong match.
I've been offered 'Celebrity Fit Club', where you have to take off your shirt and get on a scale. I got kids, man. I'm not going to humiliate myself. I'd rather drive a cab.
Not on morality, but on cookery, let us build our stronghold: there brandishing our frying-pan, as censer, let us offer sweet incense to the Devil, and live at ease on the fat things he has provided for his elect!
I don't so much mind that newspapers are dying - it's watching them commit suicide that pisses me off.
Sorrow is better than fear. Fear is a journey, a terrible journey. But, sorrow is at least an arriving.
What some of us believe is that it is possible that if chemicals are related to Gulf War illness that some of the more severe symptoms may not erupt until 10 or 20 years down the line.