Communists are frustrated capitalists.
Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of the women they're married to.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers. " And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it. " I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat. " "No thank you. "
Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.
I didn't feel entitled to become a star. I didn't expect it.
Cheating is not the American way. It is small, while we are large. It is cheap, while we are richly endowed. It is destructive, while we are creative. It is doomed to fail, while our gifts and responsibilities call us to achieve. It sabotages trust and weakens the bonds of spirit and humanity, without which we perish.
America has lost nearly one-third of its manufacturing jobs since 1997 following the enactment of disastrous trade deals supported by Bill and Hillary Clinton.
Those who want to divide the workers have resorted to the foulest methods.