You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
A man has a right to think lots of things he has no right to say.
Men are a good deal better collectively than they are individually. Many a man will do that privately which he will denounce in a crowd.
Good manners do more for a man that good looks.
The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.
Probably you have noted the resemblance of the critic to the crank.
I suppose there are people who can pass up free guacamole, but they're either allergic to avocado or too joyless to live.
If you're going to solve a weight-loss problem - or smoking problem for that matter - you must address both the psychological and physiological.
That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days. You're kidding, right? PLEASE tell me you have a stronger motive for me than 'fair is fair. ' Life isn't FAIR, Dean. . . . Nothing is fair, EVER. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I need to help you because FAIR IS FAIR? Try, 'I need you to help me so I won't rip out your spine and beat you with it. ' I MIGHT respond to that. MAYBE.
I love the eyebrow pencils. I do my brows every day. I won't leave my house without my brows! My beauty disaster from childhood was trying to look like Kate Moss and plucking all my brows off.