I'm mean and turf and I'm mean and turf and I'm mean and turf and I'm mean and … - Terry Pratchett

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I always thought I was Jeanne d'Arc and Bonaparte. How little one knows oneself.

Terry Pratchett

I'm mean and turf and I'm mean and turf and I'm mean and turf and I'm mean and turf, And me an' my friends can walk towards you with our hats on backwards in a menacing way, Yo!

Hats, Mean, Turf, Walk, Way

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There have been times, lately, when I dearly wished that I could change the past. Well, I can’t, but I can change the present, so that when it becomes the past it will turn out to be a past worth having.

Becomes, Change, Past, Present, Turns, Wells

They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.

Dangerous, Funny, Ignorance, Learning, Say

Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.

Caves, Humor, Inspirational, Paint, Possible, Sign

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

Beginning, Exploded, Humorous, Lords And Ladies, Nothing, Science

Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended. And this is all very natural and organic and in tune with mysterious cycles of the cosmos, which believes that there's nothing like millions of years of really frustrating trial and error to give a species moral fiber and, in some cases, backbone.

Believe, Errors, Evolving, Natural, Organic, Science

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Charles de Gaulle

I always thought I was Jeanne d'Arc and Bonaparte. How little one knows oneself.

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Frederick Lenz

Finally, we see that there is no one and nothing but God.

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Chuck Palahniuk

The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because it's only intangibles, ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die.

Beliefs, Believe, Ideas, Powerful, Real, Unreal

Sukarno

I am fascinated by revolution. I am completely absorbed by it. I am crazed, am obsessed by the romanticism. . . . Revolution surges, flashes, thunders in almost every corner of the earth. . . . Brothers and sisters, keep fanning the flames of the leaping fire. . . . Let us become logs to feed the flames of revolution.

Brother, Crazed, Fire, Flames, Obsessed, Revolution

Truman Capote

There's something really the matter with most people who wear tattoos. There's at least some terrible story. I know from experience that there's always something terribly flawed about people who are tattooed, above some little something that Johnny had done in the Navy, even though that's a bad sign. . . It's terrible. Psychologically it's crazy. Most people who are tattooed, it's the sign of some feeling of inferiority, they're trying to establish some macho identification for themselves.

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