If the sun warms up the rain, and the rain puts out the sun. Why does the greatest love become the greatest pain?
If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!
Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.
If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
If you look back in history, as the barbarians were invading the gates of Rome, people were consulting fortunetellers and worrying about the end of the world and all sorts of other apocalyptic notions. When the tsars were finally overthrown, they were all reading tarot cards even as the revolutionaries were banging at the gates.
I loved performing every week, but all of the activities and amazing people we met when we were not filming stick out to me the most.
The value of a promise is the cost to you of keeping your word.
For what can war, but endless war, still breed?