Rivalry adds so much to the charms of one's conquests.
As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.
My father passed on one important piece of relationship advice before he died. He said son, in a relationship you can either be right or you can be happy. You'll soon find out that you don't care that much about being right.
If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude.
Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support.
Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.
I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles? it's called Los Angeles.
If you have moved over vast territories and dared to love silly things, you will have learned even from the most primitive items collected and put aside in your life.
Invent new drugs, that's what you should be doing. . . fight to get new weirder ones. . . and weirder establishments to do them in.
Cukor is one of my favorite directors. He was a master at directing women.
Oh, it's soo hard being famous! I can't date anybody because everybody just wants my hot body and my Twilight millions!