She broke up with me. Didn't really tell me why. Luckily when you're the guy, you can just tell people she's crazy. 'Hey, Tom, I heard you and Lucy broke up. ' 'Yeah, man. Turns out, she's crazy. ' That's what they always do on Entourage.
When you truly love yourself, you don't have enemies. They may hate you but you're too big to hate them back.