We have built something [a nuclear stockpile] bigger than we can drive.
Love is a cloth which imagination embroiders.
If you want to know who controls you, look at who you are not allowed to criticize.
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
The hallmark of a free society is that I may totally disapprove of what you say, but I'll defend your right to say it until I die.
It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere.
The more often a stupidity is repeated, the more it gets the appearance of wisdom.
When you think about it, giving up your real personality is a small price to pay for the richness of living happily ever after with an actual man!
Don't ever tell a story like it wasn't about you.
Motivating through fear may work in the short term to get people to do something, but over the long run I believe personal pride is a much greater motivator. It produces far better results that last for a much longer time.
Comedy writing is taking the brief thought and going with it.