Soften my hard self-opinionatedness, which time has hardened so exceedingly!
When I look back on my life, I don't have regrets about what I didn't do. If I'd become a musician, it could have ruined my life.
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands.
These people who are making a big deal out of gay marriage? I don't give a f*** about who wants to get married to anybody else! Why not?! We're making a big deal out of things we shouldn't be making a deal out of. They go on and on with all this bulls*** about "sanctity" - don't give me that sanctity crap! Just give everybody the chance to have the life they want.
The guys who won World War II and that whole generation have disappeared, and now we have a bunch of teenage twits.
You, me. . . we own this country. Politicians are employees of ours. . . . And when somebody does not do the job, we got to let them go.
We can be civil. We can still be friends, and be Democrats and Republicans, and have different views.
My world on the road always ends up feeling really small which is ironic because that's when I'm seeing the most places and meeting the most people!
I were better to be eaten to death with a rust than to be scoured to nothing with perpetual motion.
All intellectual missionaries tend to lechery.