You feel like telling him you're not single in the way that he thinks you're single. After all, … - Sloane Crosley

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By going to the movies, and because of other things, too, going to college, making a wide variety of friends, moving around traveling, I became a lot more open-minded than the heritage I was born into might have suggested.

Sloane Crosley

You feel like telling him you're not single in the way that he thinks you're single. After all, you have yourself.

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I never asked my mother where babies came from but I remember clearly the day she volunteered the information. . . . my mother called me to set the table for dinner. She sat me down in the kitchen, and under the classic caveat of 'loving each other very, very much,' explained that when a man and a woman hug tightly, the man plants a seed in the woman. The seed grows into a baby. Then she sent me to the pantry to get placemats. As a direct result of this conversation, I wouldn't hug my father for two months.

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If you have to ask someone to change, to tell you they love you, to bring wine to dinner, to call you when they land, you can't afford to be with them.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those who know where their high school yearbook is and those who do not.

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I was surprised by how much I loved Portland. It is so wonderfully creative without being artsy. Great food scene.

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Our brains are like bonsai trees, growing around our private versions of reality.

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