Let me explain my job very simply: My job is to line up five, seven, 10 yards in front of a man and run into him at full speed.
I like the night life, I like to boogy.
If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.
Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.
Don't yell at people. Stand up for what's right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don't take no for an answer. Laugh at yourself. Don't believe what you are told. Fall in love.
If you want to live in 'white world,' if you want to experience the stultifying boredom and penetrating ennui that homogeneity can bring, you can go to Canada any day of the year. It's an entire country named Doug.
Talking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why talk about it?
It's so easy to think that your strengths don't matter.
Don't marry so you can stop pursuing women. Marry so you can perfect the pursuit of ONE woman for a lifetime.
For a time, at least, I was the most famous person in the entire world.
Without a doubt my mother was an inspiration for my writing. This is true in many ways, but mostly because she is a wonderful storyteller, without even knowing it.