Researchers tell us that we have about sixty thousand thoughts a day.
I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost.
I do think certain kinds of music can make you violent. Like, when I listen to Nickelback, it makes me want to kill Nickelback.
I've been trying to quit smoking weed and it's really hard quitting pot. It was actually easier to become a vegetarian because your friends never show up at your house with a sack of beef.
We had our family tree done. . . turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.
If I see a beautiful woman walking down the street, a pretty lady, I'll yell, 'Homo!' She can't get pissed, and I still get the pleasure of yelling at her.
I was such a nerd in high school, I didn't even have imaginary friends, I had imaginary bullies.
Princess Diana was a wonderful, caring philanthropist. She would come sometimes into the church and sit at the back and pray.
The orthodox believers in God are divided into two camps, one of which maintains that the existence of God is as demonstrable as any mathematical proposition, while the other asserts that his existence is not demonstrable to the intellect.
If I wanted to contribute to the hyphy movement, what good is it making a hyphy record that isn't embraced by that community?
It takes a year, nephew. . . a full turn of the calendar, to get over losing someone.