I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech. ' That wasn't on my mind.
Light up a spliff and hit the strip club.
As an enlisted sailor, I don't feel that the Navy is advancing me in rank fast enough, so I'm going to change my last name to Stains. My guess is they would rather promote me than to have to refer to me as Seaman Stains.
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it's often in huge tits, too.
They say that dog is man's best friend, and I think it's true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff my best friend does, like drool on my couch, mooch my food and hump my wife.
Sure, companies say they're sensitive to their employees' cultural heritages, but show up on casual Friday wearing a necklace made from the ears of your vanquished enemies and all hell breaks loose.
Women are like wine: I can only afford the really cheap ones that have the big, ugly boxes that leak.
I would just turn into a giant pair of lips. "Oh God! There he is! It's Lip-Man!"
There are some temptations which are so strong that they must be virtues.
Also expressionistic filmmaking - making the audience feel like they were inside the characters' heads. And so we create all these different types of techniques to put the audience there.
Hard work beats all the tonics and vitamins in the world.