Do not give, as many rich men do, like a hen that lays her eggs. . . and then cackles.
When I laugh hard, sometimes I wet my pants, but I'm always relieved because that means I'm having a good time.
New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of America.
One nice thing that I have discovered about Los Angeles is the enthusiasm with which people dress.
I once heard an exec say, "If you don't ask for it, we can't give it to you. " We can't go through our lives just being grateful for everything.
Growing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fraulein Maria and Captain von Trapp in 'The Sound of Music.
I need to make sure that when I'm running out to the drugstore I'm not wearing a Biore strip or something. Not that I expect anyone to recognize me, but on the off chance they do, I just don't want to embarrass myself.
We were not placed on this earth to walk alone.
Sending Paris Hilton to jail for being the most loathed celeprosy lesion in the history of the species seems like a happening idea at first - forty-five days at Century Regional Detention Center is so the new thirty days at Promises Malibu! But it sets a dangerous precedent to jail celebs just because someone hates them.
What I want to do right now is give hip hop back to the hood. Before it was a neighborhood thing where it belonged to the hood and the rappers were reporting and there were rules and parameters. Now it seems like the artist's game.
I thought if I can do something more playful and light like my play BEYOND THERAPY, it might be a money maker. I think one of the reasons BEYOND THERAPY has legs - it's been very successful for me around the country - is because it's a friendly play, rather sunny.