Because we all know one of the main factors of war is the element of surprise. And what … - Eddie Izzard

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I try not to make plans. God always laughs at your plans. I’m going to keep the door open, and keep the page blank, and see what gets painted upon it.

Eddie Izzard

Because we all know one of the main factors of war is the element of surprise. And what could be more surprising than the First Batallion Transvestite Brigade? Airborne Wing.

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I remember when I was being told about Watergate, and I thought, "Oh, America is not what I think America is. " But America is what I think it is. It's just that it's two bits of it, and I don't go with the Republican bit of it. I go more with the Democratic bit.

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I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there!

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I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over. Cause if a woman falls over wearing heels, that’s embarrassing. But if a bloke falls over wearing heels, you have to kill yourself. It’s the end of your life.

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I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.

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It's not a bloody piano, it's a clarenARt. . . you weird talking person.

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