I don't even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I've never used … - P. J. O'Rourke

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I have a penchant for fresh notebooks and mechanical pencils. It seems every time I go to the store, I buy a new notebook. I have dozens of them just sitting around.

P. J. O'Rourke

I don't even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I've never used a computer.

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