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I have nothing to do with the selection of stories. I'm the reporter.

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We don't know our ass from a hole in the ground.

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I like the performing. And interviews, even. And the stuff that's not sitting in a room by yourself with empty paper. But I never loved writing, to tell you the truth.

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Short people got no reason to live.

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This one guy's wife is such a pretty brown thing, that I'm liable to give her a poke or two. Whaddaya think of that?

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I seen her with the milkman, riding down the street. When you're through with my baby, milkman, send her home to me.

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Don't forget to bring that little blonde haired girl along. You know the one, love to watch her jump up and down.

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