Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
How do you kill a vampire?"-Mac "Hope hes not"-Barrons
A woman who’s lived in a cage all her life. And hates it. Bored in there, aren’t you. Waiting for life to happen. And when it finally does, it steals from you what you loved most. So take back. Explode. Lash out. Blow up
We're translating the Kama Sutra," Barrons said, with interactive aids.
Gah, some chicks should be shot. Put out of everyone else's reproduction pool.
I love books, they're in my blood.
You're leaving me, Rainbow Girl.
I still recall the day when I became known not just as Gay Brewer, but 'Gay Brewer, winner of the 1967 Masters. ' The reality of the title – the biggest thrill I've had in golf – is something that can never be taken away.
. . . top management should spend 40 to 50 percent of its time educating and motivating its people. . .
Do what you do best, and link to the rest
When a lovely flame dies, Smoke gets in your eyes.