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If you're having a bad day, get on with your job, because you having a bad day can affect everyone around you.

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I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not.

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Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents - doesn't work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And Donald Trump has what it takes to be that. He's already got a plane with his name on it, solid gold buildings, a harem. . .

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The only thing dumber than a Democrat or a Republican is when those pricks work together. You see, in our two-party system, the Democrats are the party of no ideas and the Republicans are the party of bad ideas. It usually goes something like this. A Republican will stand up in Congress and say, 'I've got a really bad idea. ' And a Democrat will immediately jump to his feet and declare, 'And I can make it sh*ttier. '

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Since there are so many idiots out there, you may actually start to think you're crazy. You are not. They are idiots.

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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

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If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

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