I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jerry: Oh, you don't understand, Osgood! Ehhhh. . . I'm a man. Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect.
Make subtlety obvious.
France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.
A bad play folds and is forgotten, but in pictures we don't bury our dead. When you think it's out of your system, your daughter sees it on television and says, My father is an idiot.
The ultimate trick is to convince, persuade. Every single person out there is an idiot, but collectively they're a genius.
One's too many and a hundred's not enough.
Make sure that your religion is a matter between you and God only.
Those who give up on their dreams shouldn't influence you to give up on yours.
I love baseball, but being here (in the United States), I've been able to play golf every day. I can't play in Japan because every course has caddies, and the caddies all want autographs and don't want to let me golf.
Why has God given me such magnificent talent? It is a curse as well as a great blessing.