Israelis keep teaching you your own business. God knows everything but the Israelis know everything better. - George Mikes

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My life comes down to three moments: the death of my father, meeting my husband, and the birth of my daughter. Everything I did previous to that just doesn't seem to add up to very much.

George Mikes

Israelis keep teaching you your own business. God knows everything but the Israelis know everything better.

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