It is Christmas every time you let God love others through you.
Irreverence is our only sacred cow.
As long as the government can arbitrarily decide which substances are legal and which are illegal, then those who remain behind bars for illegal substances are political prisoners
I Used To Believe In Reincarnation, But That Was In a Past Life.
The more repression there is, the more need there is for irreverence toward those who are responsible for that repression. But too often sarcasm passes for irony, name-calling passes for insight, bleeped-out four-letter words pass for wit, and lowest-common-denominator jokes pass for analysis. Satire should have a point of view. It doesn't have to get a belly laugh. It does have to present criticism.
There is indeed a business like show business. It's the news.
For years, reality has been nipping at the heels of satire. Now, it's finally caught up. I don't need to make this stuff up.
These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don't have big old Gothic cathedrals like they do in Europe. But we got baseball parks.
The Democratic Party will live and continue to receive the support of the majority of Americans just so long as it remains a liberal party.
Something else that makes me angry is that I got too old to prostitute myself. I wasn't going to anyway but it was there, it was my Z plan.
I've always at least tried to be self-deprecating when I say anything about myself. As long as you set the bar low, it will keep people from putting you on a pedestal, so they can't knock you off.