The purpose of writing is to make your mother and father drop dead with shame.
It is impossible to treat a child too well. Children are spoiled by being ignored too much or by harshness, not by kindness.
The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.
Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders.
The brave only know how to forgive.
The golfer has more enemies than any other athlete. He has fourteen clubs in his bag, all of them different; 18 holoes to play, all of them different, every week; and all around him is sand, trees, grass, water, wind and 143 other players. In addition, the game is 50 percent mental, so his biggest enemy is himself.
There are two infinities: God and stupidity.
America is two Mack trucks colliding on a superhighway because all the drivers are on amphetamines.