VLADIMIR: What do they say? ESTRAGON: They talk about their lives. VLADIMIR: To have lived is not enough for them. ESTRAGON: They have to talk about it.
I can die now. I've lived twice.
I don't lie; I improve on my life.
Death is the beginning of something.
To sing is to bring to life; impossible if the words are mediocre, however good the music.
I wouldn't mind at all coming back to earth after my death.
Money? How did I lose it? I never did lose it. I just never knew where it went.
I'm fascinated by the new iPhone. I bought it and kept trying to use it in France. "Siri, what is a good restaurant?" (In a robotic voice. ) "I'm sorry, Robin. I can't give locations in France. " "Why, Siri?" "I don't know. " It's like she was upset with the French or something. "They seem to have an attitude I can't understand. Should I look for Germans, Robin?"
I'm kind of a quirky dresser usually. Like today, I'm actually pretty put together, but I dress kind of off sometimes, but that's just part of my personality.
People say I'm around because I have a lot of heart, but I know all the heart in the world couldn't have helped me if I wasn't physically fit.
He who takes people for smart pays an expensive lesson.