In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.
I'm a homebody. If I'm not working I'm with my family being a dad.
As an actor, it's great to play a strong leader with a heart of gold.
A lot of things went incredibly well for 'Scrubs': from a ridiculous number of downloads on the iPods, to whenever they issue a new season on DVD it kinda sells out, and we got nominated for an Emmy. To be picked up for six years is all gravy, man.
The learning curve on soaps is through the roof because it's a three-camera setup. There's a master and then there's two singles. And the great thing about soaps, and soap actors will tell you, is that when you get your line wrong, they don't re-shoot it. They just cut to the person listening.
I like to be in waiting rooms with people as they're auditioning, because their terror calms me.
If you watch 'E. T. ' and say that there are holes in the story because this alien lands, then don't go to the movie! It drives me insane.
There is not one among us in whom a devil does not dwell; at some time, on some point, that devil masters each of us. . . It is not having been in the Dark House, but having left it, that counts.
[Bill Clinton] was the man, as a matter of fact, who, in terms of the Communications Decency Act, which would have made the Internet, the whole concept of cyberspace, vulnerable to rampant censorship - he pushed that bill, and I know the man in the Justice Department whom he persuaded - the guy didn't want to lose his job - to write the bill.
I'm a reasonable guy, but I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.
A guitar is just theoretically built wrong. Each string is an interval of fourths, and then the B string is off. Theoretically, that's not right, all the strings should be off.