I do not like candy. I do not like knocking on strangers' doors. I do not like having to deal with the candy disaster that is Halloween. I resent it.
I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!
The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.
Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.
I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.
I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.
Comic-book pages are vertical, and movie screens are relentlessly horizontal. But it's all the same form. We use different tools, but we get the job done. I'm completely in love with CGI. It's great for conveying a cartoonist's sense of reality.
The rich pay more in total taxes now than ever before - ever. It's true. Just like it's true that when the rich are convinced they're going to be taxed more, they spend less. And when the top few percenters don't spend, there goes all your spending, because they account for half of all retail spending.
Jesus, you've got a death wish. " "Right now I have a bathroom-and-sleep-somewhere safe wish, kid.
An essential virtue is humility. . . . The principle of humility and prayer leads one to feel a need of divine guidance. Self-reliance is a virtue, but with it should go a consciousness of the need of superior help-a consciousness that as you walk firmly in the pathway of duty, there is a possibility of your making a misstep; and with that consciousness is a prayer, a pleading that God will inspire you to avoid that false step