Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.
I went to the Rudolf Steiner School in New York, and you're not allowed to watch TV.
Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
I don't have 30 days and 30 nights to show you why all the hoochies say there's nothing finer. . . than Scott Steiner.