I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.
I go on a lot of hikes. I read a lot. I play piano.
I may not have gone to high school every day, but I spent whole a lot of my adolescence feeling vulnerable and confused and alone. . . just like everybody else.
Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one in a scary motel room.
Michael Cera was born in Canada in 1988 at the tender age of zero.
Since I was 15 I've felt kinda like. . . an old man.
If someone wants to be a part of your life, they’ll be there. So don’t bother saving a spot for someone who won’t make an effort to stay.
We choose mania over boredom every time.
When autumn shadows throw their patterns across the land, they are not the images of fragile, dying leaves, not the bared arms of lofty elms, not shadows of a fading summer; but swinging shapes as of books upon a strap, of round and square boxes held under an arm, of hurrying little people heading towards the nearest school.
When I say: "I'm looking at you, I can see you", that means: "I can see you because I can't see what is behind you: I see you through the frame I am drawing. I can't see inside you". If I could see you from beneath or from behind, I would be God. I can see you because my back and my sides are blind. One can't even imagine what it would be like to see inside people.
. . . Suddenly normal wasn't good enough.