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And truly it is a very natural and ordinary thing to desire to acquire, and always, when men do it who can, they will be praised or not blamed; but when they cannot, and wish to do it anyway, here lies the error and the blame.

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Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. . . you never know when you're finished.

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There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.

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One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.

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