Feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace
Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.
(Of Marilyn Monroe) She was good at being inarticulately abstracted for the same reason that midgets are good at being short
Watch out for the medallion, my diamonds are reckless, Feels like a midget is hangin from my necklace!
I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo
I felt puny and absurd, a ludicrous midget. Easy enough to talk of soul and spirit and essential worth, but not when you're three feet tall.
I met my first midget in Mexico, and he was a waiter with a sombrero on his head, filled with chips and salsa. Like I was gonna let that guy get away - I don't think so.
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close. " "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either.
What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will be able to say he had seen it before? The answer was perfectly obvious. I would send a midget up to bat.
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.
She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.
A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
Many of us are confessional giants but ethical midgets.
You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant; to the skinny ones I'm a fat man, and to the fat ones I'm a thin man.
Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!.
Everything you do, burns calories. Getting up in the morning, 100 calories; kicking the hooker out of your bed, another 100; diapering your monkey, 35 calories; laughing at a midget, fun and 10 calories; catching your girlfriend with another guy, 2000-3000 calories, depending on backswings.
The left portray Donald Trump as somebody that's a walking mental midget, that literally has no idea what he's done here by winning the presidency, that has no idea how to talk, has no idea how to behave. They continue to make the mistake of plugging him into their model. They're plugging him into what they think an accomplished politician is, and he's not that, he's never been that, and he's not going to be that. He doesn't want to a politician, successful or not. He is president and he's going to lead this country in the ways that he's being very open and honest about.
Don't you think baby corns are scary? There's just something wrong about their midget bodies.
There is no role I cannot play except a midget.
