I write in English because I was raised in the States and educated in this language.
I'm very happy to be employed. I always contend that in show business that if you're employed, then you're successful.
Perform as many times as you can in front of people you don't know.
I feel like I'm the luckiest person alive. I'm always waiting for that phone call: 'Hello. We've just realized you're really a no-talent hillbilly. We've made a horrible mistake and we'd like you to leave now.
It's new and different every night. The charge you get from a good audience is like nothing else.
One of the funniest lines in my show was written for me by Alan Bursky. I really want to learn this routine!
I am very impressed by the thinking that went into The Clarity Box. David Regal is diabolical.
My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher.
Conservatives and liberals alike have been waiting for this moment for a third of a century.
Housman is one of my heroes and always has been. He was a detestable and miserable man. Arrogant, unspeakably lonely, cruel, and so on, but and absolutely marvellous minor poet, I think, and a great scholar.
We now know that climate change is a driver of migration, and is expected to increase the displacement of populations.