These are my wakeup cupcakes, some anti-depressants, and a cell phone book
Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!
If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.
I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.
A compliment is verbal sunshine.
Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
The darkest day in life is the one in which we expect something for nothing.
When the fruit of your service is out of all proportion to the gifts you possess, THAT is Blessing!
You know, people speak in poetry all the time. They just don't realize it.
All His glory and beauty come from within, and there He delights to dwell, His visits there are frequent, His conversation sweet, His comforts refreshing; and His peace passing all understanding.