We save our lives in such unlikely ways.
The handgun would not be my choice of weapon if I knew I was going to a fight. . . . I'd choose a rifle, a shotgun, an RPG or an atomic bomb instead.
The two most important rules in a gunfight are: always cheat and always win.
If you're not shootin', you should be loadin'. If you're not loadin, you should be movin', if you're not movin', someone's gonna cut your head off and put it on a stick.
If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. That's ridiculous. If I have a gun, what in the hell do I have to be paranoid about?
Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets. I may get killed with my own gun, but he's gonna have to beat me to death with it, cause it's gonna be empty.
Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way.
And neither shall we learn to war with ourselves anymore.
Just when I nearly had the answer, I forgot the question.
The key to success is to find a way to stand out--to be the purple cow in a field of monochrome Holsteins.
The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.