I stepped into the bookshop and breathed in that perfume of paper and magic that strangely no one had ever thought of bottling.
Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!
My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well!
Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool.
These people are like sheep, if you were to ask them, who would like hepatitis, they are all going to cheer.
I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick!
You're not even in a restaurant, but. . . you got served!
Life is a magic vase filled to the brim, so made that you cannot dip from it nor draw from it; but it overflows into the hand that drops treasures into it. Drop in malice and it overflows hate; drop in charity and it overflows love.
A quiet secluded life in the country, with the possibility of being useful to people to whom it is easy to do good, and who are not accustomed to have it done to them; then work which one hopes may be of some use; then rest, nature, books, music, love for one's neighbor — such is my idea of happiness.
My mom beat me up," I informed my reflection. It looked back sympathetically.
Curses are like young chickens, theyalways come home to roost.