We all give up great expectations along the way.
I've grown tired of resting on my laurels and have decided to start resting on my failures.
Does anyone remember how we used to get cash before ATM's? Did we have to go inside the bank? Then what? We lived like apes!
There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums.
Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants.
When you break life down, it's about 100% time management.
Usually the people that peak in high school are tragic, tragic adults. Most of them end up working for the water department in their hometown and driving around said high school as the decades slip past.
I like to wear a lot of one-tone color outfits - same color trousers, same color shirt.
We have an arsenal of ideas about land use possibly as dangerous to human life on the planet as the use of nuclear arms.
If you find something helpful to give you a hand, allow it to assist you, hands down!
He said, "You have pigs in this poem; pigs are not poetic. " I got up and walked out of that class and never went back.