You know, there are ways not to perform oral sex if you didn't want to do it.
I had a good theater career for years. I played Hamlet when I was 22, and I've played some really great roles.
Dogs are more of a responsibility than kids - you can send a kid off to their grandparents or a nanny, but with a dog you can't do that.
To open the majority of peoples' minds to something new is difficult. I always think that, as long as it's funny underneath, then you can argue that a teaspoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
There are no real guidelines or maps in Australia as to how to write a show, whereas in Hollywood it's where the TV industry is created and there's a lot of work that goes into development.
I've been insane for a long time. An ex-girlfriend of mine once asked, "Is it true that all comedians are depressed?," and I said, "Every one I know is. "
The last few years I've had to force myself to go out and be more involved the world because I can get a bit more cerebral and escape into characters and the world of characters. But now I guess I escape into stories about 'Wilfred.
The consciousness-raising, the advocacy, the passion, the youth of your movement is so critical.
Do you know what happens with people who cannot govern themselves? That's right. Others come in to govern for them.
People call books holy, but they are yet to realize that life is holy.
Imagination must constantly run on a new track or it becomes lifeless. A living imagination is essential to prayer.