You have people telling you how good you are and all of a sudden, you might start believing it and forget what it takes to be good.
I have always found women difficult. I don't really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.
After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.
I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn't run when I cry.
A woman asking 'Am I good? Am I satisfied?' is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.
The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.
It is impossible to be both selfish and happy
In any form of art designed to appeal to large numbers of people,. . . [t]he rich man is usually 'bad', and his machinations are invariably frustrated. :; 'Good poor man defeats bad rich man' is an accepted formula.
To bless thine enemy is a good way to satisfy thy vanity.
They talk about income inequality. I’m for income inequality.