And what? Accidentally cuts off three fingers postmortem? 'Oops, oh, no, my girlfriend just died! Clumsy me, in trying to perform CPR, I chopped off some fingers! Guess I'll just take them with me. . . . Oh, darn, where did that middle finger go?
I haven't found anything that I've wanted to say that I couldn't do through either the Internet or the reality shows that I've done.