What are you trying to protect heterosexual marriages from? There isn't a limited amount of love in Iowa. It isn't a non-renewable resource. If Amy and Barbara or Mike and Steve love each other, it doesn't mean that John and Mary can't.
If you force me to pick one color, it'd be Black. . . It covers up the things inside of me that I don't want to be known. Well, for the same reason, black is the color I hate, too.