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You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms. " Joe Morelli

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Your favorite volhv showed up half an hour ago, complaining about his lack of sleep and stupid gods. He says he brought his Batman belt.

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He had the prettiest hair she had ever seen on a man: dark brown, almost black, and soft like sable, it fell down to his shoulders. She wondered what he'd do if she threw some mud in it. Probably kill her.

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You snore worse. At least I don't turn into a lion in my sleep. " "I only did it once. " "Once was weird enough, thank you.

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What do you do to your hair?" "Dust, hair gel, and a little gun oil. " "Ever thought of patenting the recipe?" "No.

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He referred to you as his little snack. " "He's a sweetie.

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There was something very comforting about him, and I was not sure if it was his easy manner or his complete immunity to my scowling.

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