I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Faith is the head chemist of the mind.
You will attract to yourself people who harmonize with your own philosophy of life, whether you wish it or not.
You will never be greater than the thoughts that dominate your mind
Opportunity often comes disguised in the form of misfortune, or temporary defeat.
The man who does more than he is paid for will soon be paid for more than he does.
The starting point of all achievement is desire.
Luckily, what you trade off in not being part of the comic book canon and not having some literature that you can use to your benefit, in terms of figuring out who you are, you gain in the ability to just be whoever you want to be.
Now, you might say – “But why should we pay people for doing what they’re supposed to do?” It’s a fair question – but think of it this way: Every other anti-poverty program that’s been tried has failed to get the national poverty rate below 11 percent. . . Why shouldn’t we experiment with a program built around the one strategy that has proven time and again to work wonders – capitalism?
I'm not cocky. But I'm very confident.
I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up.