The great tragedy of life is not that people set their sights too high and fail to achieve their goals but that they set their sights too low and do.
Even the promiscuous feel pain.
How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema.
You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play.
I'm old, I'm young, I'm intelligent, I'm stupid. My tide goes in and out.
Marriage requires a special talent, like acting. Monogamy requires genius.
There's no point in making a movie just to be making a movie.
Death is a confirmation of the believer's creed. For the skeptic it is discovery, immense and late.
I love Twitter. It's like having a closet full of clever friends that you can visit twice a day, then shove back into the darkness when you're tired of them.
If you want to write a novel, it's the Divine mind wanting to express.
I like girls, but I prefer having a girlfriend. I like having someone I can spoil.