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In the past I've been hard on the vegans. I've called them Prius-driving fascists, but now I am one of them. I have been turned to the dark side.

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Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a carpenter too. That's the old joke.

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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

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The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that.

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I was once walking in an airport and a woman came up to me and said, 'Be zany!'. That'd be like walking up to Baryshikov and going, 'Plie! Just do a plie! Do it! Do a releve right now! Lift my wife!'

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When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.

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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.

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