Go to humorous events at comedy clubs and watch laughable movies.
What's the difference between a liberal and a conservative? A liberal will interpret the constitution, a conservative will quote it!
What does it say about the college co-ed Sandra Fluke, who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex. . .
For government to give, it must first take away.
I come from a long ago era where men could be men and stereotypical humor didn't offend anybody.
There's nobody who knows the left better than I know 'em. I know the left like I know every square inch of my gloriously naked body, not just the back of my hand. I know them. I know them better than they know themselves because they refuse to be honest about who they are really are and what they really believe, but I am.
Donald Trump is not intimidated by the media, and he's not frightened by them, and in fact he loves toying with them. You know, while they're sitting there wringing their hands and taking things so seriously and it's the end of the world, Trump is laughing and having the greatest time.
It's always more comforting to know that in any given corner of any room or any location you're on, you can make a photograph that you'll appreciate.
I hate being ignored.
I was molded, spent my time underneath a lot of goo. And then the bits and pieces were sculpted. It took probably 10 days to create each character after all those camera tests.
If I have learned one thing in life, it is never to take any man's own estimate of himself. He could very well be mistaken.