Father's Day is like Mother's Day except the gift is cheaper. - Colin Falconer - Quotesmemo.com

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When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

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Colin Falconer

Father's Day is like Mother's Day except the gift is cheaper.

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LIBERAL, n. A man with his mind open at both ends.

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The fundamental problem with golf is that every so often, no matter how lacking you may be in the essential virtues required of a steady player, the odds are that one day you will hit the ball straight, hard, and out of sight. This is the essential frustration of this excruciating sport. For when you've done it once, you make the fundamental error of asking yourself why you can't do this all the time. The answer to this question is simple: the first time was a fluke.

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