Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said "Eat your peas. " … - Bill Watterson

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Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said "Eat your peas. " Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney's Mom never found out where he'd gone, Cause Barney didn't tell her. There his dad spent his life eating mice and gruel With every bite for fifty years he was sorry he'd been cruel

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